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Linggo, Marso 21, 2010

Manny Pacquiao Versus Mike Tyson with Referee Rocky Balboa

The introduction to the main event will first be the nationalista anthem of the Philippines…here sing Nationalista anthem is Christian Batista..”Bayang Tigulang..may paso sa Agtang..ANG MAMATAY NG DAHIL SAYO!!!..bow.”
Entering Manny Pacquiao.. with face so serious and so deadly eyes…
Our Champion,”wieghing 300 pounds…itog palang iyon…Manny’ Fuckman Pacquiao!!!”
The Challenger, “wieghing 500 pounds…itog palang iyon…”Mike The Gorilla”Tyson!!!”
The Referee Rocky Balboa saying them both…”okay no punches below the belt, buenas dias senyoritas… ok shake hans…”
Round Girl Sonia wearing a bikini passes through the ring with “round 1’.
TING!!!!TING!!!TING!!!
The round bell starts…
Manny doing jabs, straights and kicks…
Suddent Mike Tyson bites the ear of Manny…
“OUCH!!!” tearing his right ear off…
Then Manny counter punches.. hitting the Referee Rocky Balboa straight in the face!!!!
BOINK!!! The Referee collapses…
Mike Getting a Big Revolver shoots Manny in the leg…
BANG!!! BANG!!!
Taking of Manny’s leg
Manny Getting a Chainsaw cuts Mike Tyson’s head of…
GRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGKKSHSHKKKK!!!!!!!
BLOOD SPURTS OUT OF EVERYWHERE….
MANNY WIN THIS EVENT!!!! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
People cheeringa and shouting singing “I don’t wanna miss a thing”
And someone sings ‘How do I live without you…”
Manny being interviewed: “How did you do such a feat???!!!”
Manny Answered, “I just tuk da rayt jab and hit em straight, with counter punches.. I’d layk tu thanks may Fans for supporting me….”
“Okey Manny you did well in this Fight”

THE END

DIRECTED BY; aldrin
Make-up By: Aldrin
Starring Mike Tyson as Aldrin
Manny Pacquiao as aldrin
And Referee Rocky Balboa as Aldrin


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Manny Pacquiao Versus Mike Tyson with Referee Rocky Balboa
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